flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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kingmunsterxvii:

febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The entire history of art has been leading to this monumental moment

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daddy-deadlys-babygirl:

nepekittyleijon:

Have i ever told you guys how much i absolutely adore corsets

Ooooo

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periwinklebleu:

period panties

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ah, remnants of a forgotten era…

ah, remnants of a forgotten era…

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trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

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h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

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mmitchelldaviss:

I want it all

wow, never knew these things existed at one point..



Me: would you get this tattoo?
Brother: no i dont like tattoos that take a long time.
Me: so you would get something simple like a stick figure
Brother: yeah a stick figure with a big dick!!!!!!!

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smitethepatriarchy:

holymashedpotatoesbatman:

klinki:

self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything

So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?

Why don’t poor people just buy more money?

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supernaturalhunks:

Supernatural Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1bWJh8U

supernaturalhunks:

Supernatural Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1bWJh8U


hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

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